This delightful tidbit comes from The Onion,  America’s  satirical newspaper

Hangover Cures

The holidays are a traditional time for overindulgence in alcohol. Here are some of the more common hangover cures:

  • Take a shower; it will feel pretty good, and when you throw up in there, you have less cleaning to do
  • Side two of Billy Joel’s The Nylon Curtain
  • Upon waking up, text “ughhhhhh” to anyone you saw the night before
  • Smoke every salvageable cigarette dangling from ashtray
  • Percocet, fresh-squeezed orange juice, The Wire
  • Smash some raw eggs on the ground. It will not help your hangover, but it’s fun, and the most important thing in life is fun
  • Beat self up over missed chances, lost opportunities, broken promises; eat more pie
  • Inject electrolyte solution directly into each cell that hurts

(This blogger is on vacation and wishes you a fabulous  time  wherever you are and with whoever you are. See you in 2011)

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